things that  have come out of my mouth in the last week:

1. just let me get my clothes on and i’ll be out the door.

2. such creamy goodness. my goodness, creamy creamy.

3. i believe i’ll have the “polynesian pleasure.”

things that have come out of other peoples’ mouths in the last week:

1. i’ve decided to become a collector of aprons. – anna

2. they all wanted me to convert. and then have sex with me. – potter

3. would you like some light reading?  “backdoor babes,” perhaps?  – morey