i’m gonna need more bags

so i’m still wearing my shoes. aha, you think. i’ve got her number now. she’s an obsessive/compulsive shoe fetishist with a penchant for booze and an all-consuming lust for sensory satisfaction. to which i would reply: you say that like it’s a bad thing. i’m in the middle of cleaning my apartment. i mean really cleaning. and there’s nothing […]

noah’s shoe sale

hail, fellow. well met. 40 days and 40 nights since last you heard from the likes of me. i’ve been off and about with many matters, which has stunted the growth of this site as of late. no more. i’m back. and i’m going to talk about shoes. there’s nothing more magical than finding the perfect […]