it’s all connected

things i experienced today while running errands on my lunch break: 1. the song “i love you always forever” by donna lewis. those of you who remember the song probably wish you didn’t;  those who don’t know it, count yourselves among the blessed. the only claim this song has on me is the fact that it was […]

whack the google

so pete’s birthday party was last night, and i actually remained pretty well-behaved. shocking. i mainly sat at the end of the bar, talking to a select few and sipping my drink with reserve and decorum. okay, fine, slurping my drinks with revelry and debauchery. occasionally i would make a foray into the throngs of […]

random sayings

things that  have come out of my mouth in the last week: 1. just let me get my clothes on and i’ll be out the door. 2. such creamy goodness. my goodness, creamy creamy. 3. i believe i’ll have the “polynesian pleasure.” things that have come out of other peoples’ mouths in the last week: 1. i’ve decided to […]

the definition of nothing

from the merriam-webster dictionary: bender: noun  1. one that bends  2. spree spree: noun  1. an unrestrained indulgence of an activity  – especially binge, carousal binge: noun  1a. a drunken revel  1b. an unrestrained and often excessive indulgence this was my weekend. ah hell, it was my entire week. since you last heard from me, dear readers, life has taken a […]

surefire signs

as i begin to write this, i have to ask myself: why do all my stories involve booze? which begs the second question: does it really matter? answer: i think not. casey and i begin our journey last night at the mercury lounge. The merc, as we call it, is the favorite hangout of the merc players, as we call ourselves. our merry […]