i’m screwed-up good

i’m a woman of few vices. jack and coke in one hand, cigarette in another, good food in my belly and i’m a happy girl. sure, i have a few too many pairs of shoes, and i can’t resist anything covered in chocolate, but i’m a pretty wholesome gal when it comes down to it. webster’s dictionary […]

hellfire with a side of salvation

another day, another spam. i get so many, it’s hard to separate the ridiculous from the truly absurd. but i’m compelled to read them, just so that i won’t miss the gems that remind me what life is truly about. no, not a more active sex life. or refinancing a mortgage. or even hot, busty barely-legals that would […]